December 2009
15 posts
Christmas Guilt
me: I'm home!
mom: Why don't you just MOVE HERE?
me: ...
mom: C'mon. I'll laugh at your jokes.
WatchProjections on Building! This is awesome!
“We have different lives and faces
But our hearts have common places
This was...”
– #ragtimecountdown
Bummerzzz
I just realized 2 things.
1. UP was snubbed.
2. Rodney Dangerfield is still dead.
Am I the only retard who buys palm readers?
Rita, my palm reader downstairs, is amazing. (Except, Rita, what the fuck? I don’t want twins. Gross.) Do other people buy this stuff? It literally poisons my mind and I love it. Plus I get the neighborhood discounnnnnt.
F me in the F place, these houses are amazing.... →
WatchThis is my favorite video of all time. Mackenzie needs a sitcom.
Jesus Christ!
I have jury duty on Monday and have been brainstorming ways to get out of it (including wearing a glittery God sweatshirt, singing devil music, demanding recounts). This lady definitely did me one better: she changed her name to Jesus Christ and acted like a total asshole.
“Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.”