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But He IS Into Me.

You know how in He’s Just Not That Into You, Ginnifer Goodwin’s character think she’s the exception to the rule? And how dudes just have issues and would otherwise like her insane, crazy, terrifyingly co-dependent character?

That’s how I am. But I’m dating Camel Lights. Sure, EVERYONE gets cancer. But not me. I won’t get it. Because he IS into me, he’s just really scared and fucking some other girl.

I hate Day #3.

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Follow my new blog

As I fail at quitting smoking.

http://ciglvr.tumblr.com/

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Introducing The 40-Year-Old 20-Year-Old. We’re launching 6 episodes in January but check out this [Jew] Christmas teaser til then!

And, our website!

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Overheard on the Uptown 1 train

Guy 1 to Guy 2:

My friend was teaching some English class and was calling roll and said “La-ah?” because the was spelled L A (dash) A. Then some bitch in the back of the class stands up and goes “La-ah?! Girl, my name is LaDasha!”

Thank you, New York.

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Knowing the dream is half the battle.

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“ A chain-smoking lover of cats that has the decency to build them their own walmart? Your soulmate.

— Tim, on my life.

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CAT VILLAGE

Holy fuck. It’s a teeny village. For CATS.

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“ the one with the free hot dogs or the one where we saw the dude from cheers?

— Leila, trying to help me identify a bar

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Beaky, The BEAK-LESS Goose

Even though this goose is probably dead now (along with the 399 OTHER geese rounded up and gassed at Prospect Park), I can’t help but keep looking at its picture and gagging. It’s a goose scab.

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“I’m not hugely fond of the film. I find Audrey Hepburn fantastically twee.” When the Hollywood Reporter asked Emma what the fuck “twee” means, she explained, “Twee is whimsy without wit. It is mimsy-mumsy sweetness without any kind of bite. And that’s not for me. She can’t sing and she can’t really act, I’m afraid. I’m sure she was a delightful woman - and perhaps if I had known her I would have enjoyed her acting more, but I don’t and I didn’t, so that’s all there is to it really.”

natashavc:

Emma Thompson on Audrey Hepburn (via smangies)

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“ Sadly Yes He Did i know it’s hard too belive but he did but he always gave her Pleasure after.And He really did love her but he had a lot of things going on like: he was running Desilu, he was On television and was always buizzy, he Barely had time for Lucy or his kids so he never got to see them…….well he did but not that often. If i didn’t get to see my kidS or my husband i would go crazy too. But Lucy did bad things too she was just as bad as Desi she was stubborn and rude and was a workoholic and she didn’t have time too say I Love You Desi And That Can Drive a man crazy. Here’s a fact: “Desi’s Marrige began to Collapse under the stain of his growing problems with alcohol, drugs, and womanizing:’( (Yes He Cheated On Her). but when he died they talked on the phone and pretty much it was a bunch of I Love You’s and goodbye’s. But they didn’t know he was gonna die yet and Lucy was the last person to talk to him and he died in his daughters arms. And she said “He Was A Good Daddy But A Lonley Man At Times One That Took A Difficult Path. After Smokeing 4 Or 5 Cuban Cigars A Day He Waz Diaggnosed With Lung Cancer And Died On December 2, 1986 R.I.P Desiderio Alberto Arnaz Y De Acha III A Cuba (Desi Arnaz)

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The Wikianswers page answering an age old question: Did Desi beat Lucy?

(Ladies, tell Desi you love him. Or else.)

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