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caitlintime:

leilacohan:

GET EXCITED!!!

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caitlintime:

for Winston

I tried to get my dad to name his ranch Kuzcotopia and buy some llamas. He lit a cigar and shot 7 animals. [annnd scene]

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» Wanted: Sugardaddies with British Columbia real estate

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The only time I like spiders.

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lookmom:

OUR PARTY TURNED INTO A PARTY

This is what happens with pot pie and DG.

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Mondays

This morning I woke up still in scarf, hoodie, hat, and fleece pants. My super had fixed my hot water (win). Raging Bull was stuck in my DVD player (lose). As I was walking down my stairwell a trapped pigeon flew at my head twice causing me to scream HOLY FUCK!! as I ran down the stairs (lose). I wiped out on my stoop because my super hosed off the marble lip of the stair (lose).

This is the closest I’ll ever get to live journal.

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(via mollylambert)

Ken surprisingly cast as Regina.

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josh:

I know you’re looking for something to do tonight. Why not do this? It will be funny, I am not involved, and beers are $2.

If the Tumblr heartthrob says it, you have to do it.

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bransonreese:

“Sir, are you sure this is what you want?”

“Yes. I’ve thought this through.”

“Listen, I’ve been a tattoo artist for a long time and I don’t know if -“

“Tony Danza. On my body. For the rest of my life.”

That’s why they call him Boss.

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leilacohan:

hortenseg:

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy walking up steps of Senate wing.

Taken by John Dominis for Life Magazine, 1963.

This Massachusettsan is in mourning today.

Camelot or no, that family looked damn fine in black & white.

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designage:

jenga house! eep.

OMG! Which one says “Make out with the person to the right of you” on it???

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