Melissa Gomez drops a truth bomb.
An email after summarizing my weekend:
UGHHHH YOU ARE THE WORST AT TELLING STORIES.
if you were monica lewinsky it would’ve been like..
Went to my internship. Had coffee. Saw someone. Left to the drycleaners.
interloper
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Narcolepsy
Because Leila Cohan has a very high bar of annoyance with what I think is funny about my daily habits, she created What Jocelyn Fell Asleep Watching. Please log on and donate so the blog can buy this topsheet/bottomsheet/pillow combo for poor homeless children citywide and: for ME.
Harsh Truths
- Nicole: Well - you and I are both brats and we ruin good things.
- Jocelyn: Like love?
- Jocelyn: Or... improv scenes?
- Nicole: No, love. We're great at improv.
- Jocelyn: Figures.
Nov 09
Oct 30
![caitlintime:
for Winston
I tried to get my dad to name his ranch Kuzcotopia and buy some llamas. He lit a cigar and shot 7 animals. [annnd scene]](http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbge5xtyl1qzon0ho1_500.jpg)
I tried to get my dad to name his ranch Kuzcotopia and buy some llamas. He lit a cigar and shot 7 animals. [annnd scene]for Winston
Oct 28
